I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
When I had sex ed in 5th grade we had to read this book outside of class and of course I just blew it off because I thought it was disgusting. And that’s why I didn’t learn that birth control even existed until two years later.
Wasn’t the school’s fault. It was mine.
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen